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Stephanie Scarborough


She comes complete with purple plastic gloves,

A pink and shiny, glittery tool case,

A purple mounting board ‘cause Barbie loves

The feel of pine as she begins to place

A severed deer head on the board-- Hey girls!

It’s Taxidermist Barbie (insert cheer-

Y music here)! She can stuff birds and squirrels

And boys and girls! Just watch her mount a deer

Head on the mounting board, get the marble

Eyes just right.  Her prices can’t be beat, she

Just got Taxidermist of the Year! Marvel

At her mounted birds! But unfortunately,

Despite the fact she stuffs one kickin’ swan,

   Taxidermist Barbie never quite caught on.