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Superheroes Aren't Real
Don’t act like you’re such a hero. You did nothing extraordinary. You’re actually closer to zero.
I don’t feel at all secure; I feel wary. You didn’t save the day.
Stop flashing your smile for the paparazzi. This must be an awfully directed play. You pretend like you’ve got moxie.
Take off your stupid costume;
It’s time for you to reinvent.
Superman may be your nom de plume, But you’re only nerdy Clark Kent.
You can’t save me; you’re so vain.
I only look at you with disdain.