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Claude Cummings III


Living its life up and down
But always stable to the ground

Giving service to people in a rush
They can often smell if we forget to flush

Sitting on its face is always a smelly ass
And not a nose to close when we pass gas

It’s often bullied and takes a lot of shit
It does not complain but just deals with it

Always the same, never high and mighty
It’s often good to keep them nice and tidy

Always running constantly with us in control
The interesting life of a toilet bowl