Geometry Jokes

I am sorry I cannot give credit where credit is due. These jokes were given to me without an author. I also can’t even remember who gave them to me, but I wanted to share some math humor with you.

1: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

2: What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?

3: What do you call a crushed angle?

4: What did the Italian say when the witch doctor removed the curse?

5: What did the little acorn say when he grew up?

6: What do you call an angel which is adorable?

7: What do you use to tie up a package?

8: What do you call a fierce beast?

9: What do you call more than one L?

10: What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?

11: What should you do when it rains?